arr-jim-lad:

Skinny & Pale-as-heck Scar vs State Alchemist Callie

Callie totally does alchemy, her title is the 'Do-Everything-For-Me Alchemist', her powers do wonders I tell you, I even clean her litterbox for her she literally doesn’t do anything.

punkamis:

tbh the fact that asexuals get ‘awareness’ and not ‘pride’ should immediately alert you to the severe degree of marginalization we face even and especially within the queer community 

maybenotboring:


and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

stunningpicture:


Our cat waits outside every morning to be with my son when he waits for the bus.

stunningpicture:

Our cat waits outside every morning to be with my son when he waits for the bus.

mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

My 14 year old brother talking about Dragon Age

  • Brother: There's this guy called Zevran and he's really sort of persuasive and he will literally shag anyone.
  • Me: Anyone?
  • Brother: Yeah, cos he's like really charming, whether you're a bloke or a woman or whatever- he like takes people off to his tent...
  • Me: And you would know that how?
  • Brother:
  • Brother:
  • Brother: He was very persuasive.

gamzee:

I’m all about human x monster friendships where the human is like “there’s this asshole at work” and the monster is like “should i eat them”

themagicderp:

VR ja kootut selitykset

themagicderp:

VR ja kootut selitykset

ryanpanos:

The Bus | Paul Kirchner | Via

berenshand:

for hallokirk and everyone else who doesnt know the joy of stroopwafels

uniquepain:

john-freeman-saver-of-humens:

hayleywilliems:

stut—ter:

idareu2bme:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Midle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

For future reference. :)

"The final set... If we lose this, it'll be over."